Here is my attempt at interstellar black hole jokes. With the 2nd and 3rd I was attempting humor with a minimum number of words. I’ve managed a 2 word joke. I hope you finds these funny and please contribute your version of these interstellar black hole (family friendly) jokes.
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The Mechanic & The Owner
Spaceship owner tells spaceship mechanic, “I lost my black hole. Can you help me find it?”
Spaceship mechanic asks, “Where? You didn’t lose it around here, did you?”
Spaceship owner replies, “I’m not sure, the black hole warning light came on a few minutes ago, and I thought I’d come straight overrrrr …”
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Knock, Knock
Knock, Knockkkkkk …
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I just found a black hhhhhhooooooolllllllleeeeeeeee .…
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Benjamin T Solomon is the author & principal investigator of the 12-year study into the theoretical & technological feasibility of gravitation modification, titled An Introduction to Gravity Modification, to achieve interstellar travel in our lifetimes. For more information visit iSETI LLC, Interstellar Space Exploration Technology Initiative.